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Me after Nikocado Avocado revealed his weight loss

i wish i could unlock barehanded fighting as a bonus for the rest of the game to be fair CQC was always fire in these the games

I don't understand why everyone fawns over Armstrong here... DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS INSANE MFER HAS BEEN DOING?! HE ok'ed an ORGAN HARVESTING PLANT that would kidnap orphans, surgically remove their brains/spinal cords, and dump the bodies like trash all for making a CYBORG army. He WANTS war to continue as a business thinking it'll fix everything when NO THE FUCK IT WONT! His way of going about it is INSANE! PURELY INSANE! Raiden KNOWS how stupid the plan is and just how fucked things would be should Armstrong go through with it. Armstrong is EVIL and clearly so.

The Paladin picking up the Rogue's sword:

3:26 Donald Trump be like:

Alguém que ainda jogue?

Ad: WHY WON'T YOU BUY IT! "Materialism, son."

Me when I find the mosquito that's been hiding from me

I like how raiden calls Armstrong insane, like if that’s a disqualifying factor in American politics.

"Why didn't you do your homework?" "Procrastination teacher, they harden in response to boring, lame and pointless homeworks."

"Why are you a boy?" "Testosterone son, they take over when there isn't enough Estrogen to be a girl instead."

My favorite thats not in the video is "You know when I come at you like that, you should really get out of the way" also screw James Heller

The youtube says this is Among Us.

Senator Armstrong was goofy asf 😂

Antidepressants son, they harden in response to trauma.

RUclips: This is Batman Arkham city

Imagine this as a scene between Tony and Howard Stark in a universe where Howard is an abusive father

Nokia vs hydraulic press be like

1:36 Charlie Morningstar: hey! that's my thing! Armstrong: i said it first so you're the most fucked! Charlie Morningstar: dammit Giorno Giovanna: first time?

Armstrong was telling nothing but the truth about this society.

cock and ball torture, son. I harden in response to physical trauma

Pussy

Make him the villain in the next Captain America movie, easily another billion.

the best edit in my entire life you are an incredible fellow

"Fuck the Media" Hey, maybe this guy isn't that bad after all

"Seems like i made a mistake" Holy shiet after all these years i just realized that Alex wanted to lose to James. He saw the good in Heller and saw him fit to carry the mantle of protecting life. Out of all of the evolved he created people he encountered were all evil in Alex's eyes. But not Heller.

Armstrong 2024

Bunun gibi?

He's got a point

Peak gaming. FACT!

Avaritionism summed up The weak have no place in the world except at the end of barrel,sword or axe

Does anyone know the music used for this scene?

Which game is this?

Oobleks, son. They harder in responce to physical trauma.

I once had someone just start punching me in the cafeteria line and they were a lot shorter than me (I'm tall) and they basically said why won't you die. If that ever happens again I'm saying nanomachines son.

"Batman arkham city" yeah, sure youtube

"Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma."

Dogpack404 after Mr. Beast evidently provining that his allegations towards him were wrong 1:01 (still ain't getting away though)

Real libertarian

*Why is beijeng corn So Famous* *情感伤害 son*

The answer to every question in the universe.

What is this? Awesome speech!

Legendary sword fighter vs. average Texan man.

1:18 me after watching toy story and my toys looked at me funny

2:16 Bro Armstrong Is Fucking Faces Nigga Dammit

does this line not trigger when u skip the cutscene?

Knowing metal gear lore I think this is the most normal game

In-universe this is quite based considering the Patriots and that final codec call with the Colonel AI. Shame he was rather late with the delivery

3:26 NO WAY

Well living in 2024, we can all say, fuck the government.